Kim Kardashian’s Dress Deserves a Prize

March 27, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

I don’t know how you design a dress that is both see-through, and at the same time can secrete forty pounds of excess gunt. Whoever made Kim Kardashian’s dress for the superbly boring Seth Meyer’s show appearance deserves some kind of science award. Maybe one of those they give out at the dinners with all the celebrities but only show you quick cuts from because they’re super fucking boring. I wonder if this same designer can fashion pro hockey jerseys so I can look less like Kevin Smith and more like Sidney Crosby. Fuck you, he’s NHL hot.

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