Kris Jenner Sex Tape, Say That One Time Fast Without Vomiting

By Jack March 19, 2014 @ 1:15 PM

Kardashian matriarch and all around horrible person Kris Jenner is being stalked and extorted over a possible sex tape. It seems like some creeper claims he has a sex tape of the reality “star” and is threatening to release it if she doesn’t pay up. The guy is persistent too. Sources say that,

“He called Kris more than one hundred times in the last seven days, from more than 100 different phone numbers. He uses scrambled cell numbers. The man has been demanding money from Kris. If he’s not paid, he claims, he’ll release the tape.”

The guy is also apparently stalking her around the city. What does she care if he releases a sex tape? It’s a Kardashian family tradition that has literally earned them hundreds of millions of dollars. Kris only gets ten percent of that fortune and whatever else she’s stealing from her uneducated kids by way of accounting tricks. This could be her big break to get the personal fame she’s always craved. I just wonder who is sticking his dick in the old crone in the video? Is it her estranged trans woman husband Bruce Jenner? O.J. on a conjugal? Some random hookup? I’d probably watch just to hear her scream out ‘Oh, yes, I can play Khloe or Kim or even underaged Kylie. Just cum in my face and make me live forever!’. That’s more of an educated guess.

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