Kylie Tries On Kim’s Bikini, That Can’t Be Healthy

By Lex March 13, 2014 @ 3:59 PM

Kylie Jenner Posts Bikini Photos To Instagram
In a more hygienic society, we wouldn’t merely remind restaurant employees to lave sus manos and we’d burn anything that touched Kim Kardashian’s vagina. That would include wardrobe, as well as a large swath of the African-American celebrity and professional sports community. I have to imagine Kylie Jenner at sixteen remains still slightly pure for a Kardashian. Meaning, when you add her number of abortions plus the number of times her mom urged her to do something genuinely uncomfortable in front of a camera for money, she can still tally it on her fingers. I know Kylie wants to be just like her older half-sister who has made it big in both the world of high stakes hooking and handbag sales, but she might consider a lye and vinegar disinfectant boil before picking Kim’s bikini up off the floor and pulling it onto her bare flesh. A virus doesn’t know you’re just playing dress up.

Photo Credit: Kylie Jenner / Instagram

(3) Comments

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    Beylerbey 03/13/2014 17:00

    Will the Jenner brand preserve the status quo and go exotic? Or are they rebels? Time will tell.

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    Hugh G. Rection 03/13/2014 17:32

    She looks fantastic here except for the fact that she reminds me of Bruce Jenner, which subsequently torpedoes any incipient erection.

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    DicksEverywhere 03/14/2014 09:39

    I would very much like to plow her rectum in a grand fashion, but I fear it has already been sullied by some troglodytic nigra.

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