It’s not divorce that fucks up kids, it’s their bio and step moms coming to their Little League showing off their tits to outdo each other that will get you into a small animal torture pathology. Eddie Cibrian made a kid with Brandi Glanville, then she sold her cheating husband to LeAnn Rimes who went slowly insane from lack of sustenance while Brandi got drunk on paint thinner and soda and Eddie tried to figure out how to get his IMDB page to look like he had a job. Meanwhile, the little Cibrian boy just wants to play baseball. What the hell is more kid American than that? But, no, his cat fighting crazy moms have to show up to his shit, one with her rexic splayed chest bared and the other in super tight form fitting clothes that I can’t show you because the photos were too fucking expensive. Now this kid has to hear his Little League coaches in the dugout talk about which of his moms they’d like to Larry King wife style first. Parents are the worst. We need to figure out a way to start hatching kids at eighteen.
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