Lena Dunham Can’t Seem to Get It Right

Lumpy Loch Ness monster Lena Dunham is at it again when she made a child rape joke after her SNL appearance. It all started when the tatted manatee appeared on SNL, you guessed it, naked. The bit was meant to make fun of criticism that Dunham is unnecessarily nude on Girls. When someone on Twitter asked her what we are all thinking, “Why are you naked all the time” she responded by Tweeting,

“Please tell that to my uncle, mister. He’s been making me!”

Child molestation is hilarious! The Internet jumped down her throat, because everybody on the Internet is right. Dunham apologized profusely and said she didn’t mean any disrespect to people who had been fiddled by their uncles. The fact is, for somebody who pretends not to care what people think about her, Lena Duham cares a shitload. She’s not writing tons of horrific sex scenes for herself because she’s indifferent to public notice. That’s exactly why she is doing it. And why she and her New York inflated minions become so aggressively hostile when her ‘indifference’ is questioned. She’s the most sensitive person in the world, you know, underneath that thick protective layer of comfort food.