Lindsay Lohan Sex List Still Dripping Out

By Lex March 21, 2014 @ 4:34 PM

This is like waiting for the other shoe to drop. Or the call from your doctor with your lab results. InTouch magazine is slowly leaking out more names from the Lindsay Lohan sex partner list they purchased last month, trying to get as many bucks from their Lindsay bang list as possible. New names include Benicio Del Toro, Orlando Bloom, Ashton Kutcher, and a whole bunch of male models and wealthy family scions who have in common cocaine and penetrating Lindsay, in that particular order. Her famous list is now pushing past B-list and into the space where you need to explain who these people are. The remaining names are set to come out in just one more edition of InTouch, as the dying print magazine business tries to save itself through raunchy gutter trafficking. Anticipated last round of names include that cute guy nobody remembers from that CW show in 2007,  former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, and the dude at the 7-Eleven who knows how Lindsay  likes her vodka packed in water bottles. Thought it’s unclear whether those last two names on her list refer to the same person.

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Beylerbey 03/21/2014 17:13

    “as the dying print magazine business tries to save itself through raunchy gutter trafficking.”

    I think I’ve finally found an industry to my liking. I’d love to put Raunchy Gutter Trafficking on a business card.

  2. avatar
    Maybe_Observer 03/22/2014 13:54

    Wow….it seems guys will f*u*ck any halfway decent looking chick and just move on…..

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