Mila Kunis Is Pregnant With A Douchebaby

By Travis March 24, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

If she was trying to hide the fact that she is pregnant, then Mila Kunis did a pretty terrible job. Ashton Kutcher’s future wife was reportedly spotted at a pre-natal yoga workout in Hollywood, and she obviously had the right reason for being there, unlike those of us who like to sit outside and watch through the window. According to E!, a source has confirmed that she is actually pregnant, which is sure to piss millions of guys off, even though they never had a shot in hell, because they’re not a male model turned actor, who might make some of the worst fucking movies ever made, but he’s still insanely wealthy and also thinks he’s a tech genius because he invested in some startups. One day, Ashton is going to write a book about his life, and it’s just going to be a few hundred pages of photos of him laughing at us all while wiping his ass with thousand dollar bills. He could title it “Smell My Finger.”

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    miche the killer 03/24/2014 16:17

    “”We have a thing called white T-shirt night and it’s when you wear jeans and a white T-shirt and you go on a date,” Kunis told Cosmopolitan recently… “Nothing fancy, it’s just something that you love to do. And whether that’s bowling or dinner or going to a cheese shop and have some wine or walking around. I think that’s just the best thing to do—and sometimes it’s just nice to stay home.”

    Ugh, god. I f’ing hate them.

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