Mila Kunis Is Pregnant With A Douchebaby

If she was trying to hide the fact that she is pregnant, then Mila Kunis did a pretty terrible job. Ashton Kutcher's future wife was reportedly spotted at a pre-natal yoga workout in Hollywood, and she obviously had the right reason for being there, unlike those of us who like to sit outside and watch through the window. According to E!, a source has confirmed that she is actually pregnant, which is sure to piss millions of guys off, even though they never had a shot in hell, because they're not a male model turned actor, who might make some of the worst fucking movies ever made, but he's still insanely wealthy and also thinks he's a tech genius because he invested in some startups. One day, Ashton is going to write a book about his life, and it's just going to be a few hundred pages of photos of him laughing at us all while wiping his ass with thousand dollar bills. He could title it "Smell My Finger."

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