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Christina Milian Shows Off Her Cleavage In Las Vegas

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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North West Pisses on Kanye

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian revealed to Seth Myers that baby North West pissed all over Kanye West during their infamous Vogue shoot. It seems that the unibrowed womb troll decided to use Kanye’s chest as a diaper while they were taking... READ MORE

Let’s Say Nice Things About Kylie Jenner in a Bikini

March 26, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There will be some among you who say that a young high school dropout already obsessed with public recognition over her still developing body probably has a shaky future ahead. I think those people are being rather generous. My... READ MORE

Demi Lovato And Kathy Griffin Are Feuding Over Lady Gaga’s Vomit

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kathy Griffin is 54-years old and has made a career out of shitting on celebrities, both talented and worthless, and Demi Lovato is 21, a popular singer and one of the judges on one of those stupid singing shows.... READ MORE

Taylor Swift’s Stalker Will Have To Try Harder

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift recently scored a huge, relieving victory over her alleged stalker, Timothy Sweet, after a Los Angeles judge ordered him to stay at least 100 yards away from the singer for the next three years. Timothy reportedly believes... READ MORE

Riff Raff Wants To Date Katy Perry

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Now that she and John Mayer have broken up again, Katy Perry is going to need to find a few rebound guys to date before she eventually gets back together with John, so why not start with one who... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow Ends Her Perfect Marriage to Gay Beethoven

March 26, 2014 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Remember the early days when Gwyneth and Chris were young and in love and almost making eye contact with one another without morbid frowns? Yeah, that pinnacle of raw romantic feeling is over now. Gwyneth Paltrow posted on GOOP... READ MORE

Isabeli Fontana In Lingerie For GQ Romania

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I read GQ Romania because I want to know how the gentlemen of Bucharest are dressing when the sun peeks through the industrial solvent clouds each June and outdoor activity is temporarily declared safe. Turns out it’s mostly ill... READ MORE

Vogue Readers Impotently Angry About Kim’s Cover Win

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

To see this coming, you had to be alive and have a functioning brain stem. Many loyal Vogue magazine readers who see the publication as the bible of fashion packaged in glossy commercial print were pissed that cash munching... READ MORE

Kaley Cuoco Inks Betwixts Her Scapula For Love

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You may recall that Kaley Cuoco’s wedding to the 667th ranked tennis player in the world was so romantic, that people openly wept at their New Year’s Eve ceremony. To commemorate the true majesty of endless love, the groom,... READ MORE

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