Judge Joe Brown was in Memphis yesterday to handle a child support case, but things got really crazy according to reports, as the guy who isn’t really a TV star freaked out when he was told that his case... READ MORE

If you put a seashell to your ear, you can hear Anne Hathaway’s nipples bitching at you. It’s not the overly obvious type of verbal incursion, more the subtle toll taking as if those nipples were the clapper on... READ MORE

Heidi Klum is forty and rich and banging the crap out of every hot guy she please. She already did the offspring thing, she made four, and the marriage thing with that creepy looking Kiss from a Rose fellow,.... READ MORE

I’d go to war with Serena Williams. Literally. Give me 300 Serenas and I could take down Persia. That’s Iran today. Maybe Iraq too. I can never remember. Either way, 300 Serena battle droids with laser firing catgut rackets... READ MORE

When you hear that heavyset Kim Kardashian is being tributed, you might typically think of groups of sweaty fat men masturbating furiously onto her new Vogue cover photo. But, no, this one involves food. According to MSN, Kanye has... READ MORE

I bet if you carbon dated Sharon Stone she’d come back triple digits. Though a black raven would probably peck you to death before you were able to share the results with the world. But her tits look to... READ MORE

The town of Longview, TX paid Ted Nugent a deer carcass full of money to NOT appear at a city function. The Motor City nut job was scheduled to play Cat Scratch Fever or whatever at the Maude Cobb... READ MORE

Sometimes I feel bad about all the shit we lay on Canada. They’re like the methodically abused house pet of the redheaded step child. It’s hard for Canada to find an identity living there in America’s attic poaching the... READ MORE

When you’re a 20-something pretend Spanish yoga teacher and you marry old Alec Baldwin, you probably think you’re finally going to get the recognition first promised by your touchy middle school dance teacher. But Alec isn’t exactly about promoting... READ MORE

The Vatican received a special package containing 14 condoms filled with 340 grams of cocaine. I guess somebody didn’t read the Catholic Church’s position on the use of rubbers. I remember being told in Catholic school that condoms would make... READ MORE