Riff Raff Wants To Date Katy Perry

Now that she and John Mayer have broken up again, Katy Perry is going to need to find a few rebound guys to date before she eventually gets back together with John, so why not start with one who looks like he just woke up on a strip club bathroom floor? According to rapper Riff Raff, he and Katy went on a date last week, and he gave her the “holy trinity” of “Sushi, bowling and drinks,” which is the most boring and disappointing definition of a holy trinity that could ever come from a guy like Riff Raff. Naturally, because she’s a huge pop star with other-worldly breasts and he’s a guy with two hands, he told TMZ that he’d like to take her out again when she gets back into the country, and he said it all while holding on to another girl’s ass cheek. Katy might as well give this human blackface routine a chance, because it’s not like she’ll ever do worse than John Mayer.

Photo Credit: Riff Raff’s Instagram