Shia LaBeouf Is A One Man Oscar Party

By Travis March 03, 2014 @ 12:00 PM

There were no Oscar parties for Shia LaBeouf this weekend, as the most annoying asshole in show business continued his surprisingly normal trend of dressing like a lower class loser and buying stuff from random convenience stores. There’s a chance he might have been on his way to some kind of industry event, though, because he didn’t look like a homeless man who just took a shit on the floor in the frozen foods section of a Safeway as much as he looked like an unemployed, divorced dad who was on his way to see his kids for the court-approved 15 minutes before getting kicked out of a strip club for tipping with Monopoly money. This guy will be back to making Indiana Jones movies in no time.

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(4) Comments

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    Mud Nugget 03/03/2014 13:34


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    TheAlchemist 03/03/2014 14:09

    Why is he dressed like its World War II?
    Saving Private Shia

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    Admiral 03/03/2014 14:34

    I thought this kid had money. He’s certainly getting more work than I am, and I can afford a proper* WWII jacket that hasn’t been through the wash and a too-hot dryer along with a basket of sensual-use socks.

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    Beylerbey 03/03/2014 18:34

    Looks like a (fake) Eisenhower jacket.

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