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The Kim Jong Un Cut Suddenly Becomes Popular in North Korea

March 28, 2014 | WTF | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

I’m still sometimes baffled that North Korea is a real country. Outside of Middle Eastern countries dealing for their weapons in James Bond movies, nobody really purchase anything it produces, save for it’s reluctant big brother, China. It’s basically a Fred Flintstone quarry pit manned by forced labor. I bet its Farmer’s Markets suck too. No ponies and kettle corn, just emaciated peasants singing state sanctioned songs. If you’re lucky enough to pass the smart test to go to the University, where I’m sure the keggers are outlandish, you now have been officially ordered to get a Kim Jong Un crappy haircut. That’s just for the men, the women are still being allowed to choose from one of three fashionable Korean lesbian ladies of the 1980 Summer Olympic Games looks. I guess it wouldn’t be so bad if The Great Leader had a great do. But apparently his haircut is referred to by anonymous commenters still wanting to live as the Chinese Smuggler look. I’m not exactly sure what that means, but I can guess it’s not a popular request at Fantastic Sam’s. The saving grace is that you can still shave your head when lice inevitably strikes the dorms. So if you feel that telling itch, don’t scratch, let those little maggots burrow in nice and tight and you’ll be sporting the far more fashionable scabby shaved head in no time. Ah, to be young and in North Korea in the spring time.

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