Well, Hey There, Sexy La…. What, Bruce Jenner!

By Lex March 12, 2014 @ 8:18 AM

When I think about how Kardashian proximity has emasculated former lunch box hero Bruce Jenner, I want to punch Kris Jenner in her girdle restricted paunch so hard that Khloe passes gas. Maybe this guy was a ticking estrogen time bomb from birth, but there’s no disputing that living in a freak show for twenty years is going to rub you off a little freaky. Based on my projections, we’ve got six months, plus or minus two weeks, before we see Bruce on TMZ in a sullen mug shot wearing way too much eyeliner and an off-centered pigtail. I’m just glad his kids are already indignant high school dropouts so this couldn’t possibly harm them.

Photo credit: INF Photo

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Al Bundy 03/12/2014 08:28

    I can’t remember the last time there was an even remotely funny post on here.

  2. avatar
    Mud Nugget 03/12/2014 11:14

    This guy is finally interesting. Can’t wait for the full transformation.

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