Yes, Sharon Stone, We All See Your Boobs

I bet if you carbon dated Sharon Stone she’d come back triple digits. Though a black raven would probably peck you to death before you were able to share the results with the world. But her tits look to be about the same age as the last bastard baby born in Hollywood, and Sharon is determined to get her money’s worth. Screw all those gals who get new yabbos and put on a covering sweater and act like they didn’t just have a medical doctor slice open their thorax to give them bigger titties. Sharon Stone wants her investment to be seen, not heard. It’s hard not to admire her for her boldness at her grandmotherly age. Though I’m willing to try really really hard.

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