Zac Efron Got Punched By A Homeless Man

By Travis March 27, 2014 @ 9:00 AM

Zac Efron might be battling his inner demons by trying to beat the shit out of homeless people. At least that’s the theory that I’m working on this morning, as we all try to figure out why the fuck a once-squeaky-clean guy like Zac Efron was hanging out in the Skid Row area of Los Angeles just after midnight last night. The two-time rehab graduate told police that he and his bodyguard ran out of gas, according to TMZ, and while they were waiting for help and minding their own business, an “obviously intoxicated” Zac tossed a bottle out of his window, causing it to break on the ground. Meanwhile, some of the transients in the area thought that bottle was meant for them, and that led to three of them kicking Zac’s and his bodyguard’s asses. Zac reportedly claimed that it was “the hardest I’ve ever been hit in my life,” but the real victim here is us. There should at least be some shitty cell phone footage of this fight, because it would have been the most entertaining thing he’s done in his career.

Photo Credit: Getty

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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    DrainBammage 03/27/2014 10:08

    In the post 9/11 world, the word hero got bandied around like Zac Efron in jail… but that homeless man, he truly is a hero.
    For services rendered to the country, I salute you sir.

  2. avatar
    Toast 03/27/2014 10:30

    I hope the homeless men kicked his Punani.

  3. avatar
    Beylerbey 03/27/2014 13:42

    The Indian chick in front of that mutant looks like she’s just there for herself.

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