Alessandra Ambrosio Runs Errands In Spandex Shorts

April 29, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

We have a lot of laws in this country. I once counted. It’s more than ten. We could add one more forcing foreign models to wear short shorts year round in public. It’d be the price of admission to our land which has its flaws, but doesn’t have malaria and kidnappings and vampires like most of the countries these girls come from. You don’t like the new rules, go back to Moldovastan and get yourself some scabies in a subterranean white slavery holding pen. We don’t have that here. We have drive-thru Starbucks and high speed Internet. So put on your fucking shorts.

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