Brendan Eich Didn’t Like Gay Marriage, Now He’s Unemployed

By Lex April 03, 2014 @ 5:27 PM

Never go against the family in a mafia movie if you want to live. Never go against the Eagles in a Philly sports bar if you value your face. And never go against the gays if you want to keep your job. According to pretty much everybody, Brendan Eich was a pretty cool fat sweaty nerd with glasses. He invented JavaScript in the mid-90′s so that every Community College student with half a brain could code shit on Al Gore’s Internet. He did a bunch of other make the web accessible benevolent shit including working with Mozilla and developing Firefox and all kinds of tech stuff that I don’t understand, I only know he’s contributing more to society than I am. Eich made a donation to the Prop 8 campaign in 2008 that sought to stop same sex marriages in California. I guess you could call the Proposition wildly unpopular, except that it passed in a state that leans heavily Democratic, so technically it was actually popular. And for whatever reason, religious, social, or he just couldn’t stand Neal Patrick Harris having so many jobs, Brendan Eich gave a $1,000 to the Prop 8 campaign. A couple years ago, the L.A. Times outed the names of Prop 8 contributors so that everybody in their reading area could call the donors like Eich lots of  bad names. Everybody he worked with says Eich is sweet as a muffin. He pushes diversity programs at Mozilla so that people from all backgrounds can access girl on girl porn optimally on Firefox. He’s never brought his personal opinions into play in his profession. Unlike, you know, the rest of us who do it constantly. But when Eich got upped to CEO at Mozilla recently, the dating site OKCupid, which relies heavily on same sex coupling for its business model, posted a big fat message boycotting Firefox because of Eich’s promotion. Never mind that Eich was the organization’s long time CTO before that. The OKCupid publicity stunt grew and gay-snowballed into Eich being forced to resign as CEO of Mozilla today because he obviously hates the gays or maybe he’s devoutly Christian or personally objects to same sex marriage or other horrible and heinous character perversions.

Things are progressing fast in social lynching circles as just a few months ago you had to say shit in public like men should only love pussy like Phil Robertson did before he got canned. Just yesterday the Supreme Court ruled that political contributions were tantamount to Free Speech. I guess they were kind of wrong.

(14) Comments

  1. avatar
    Admiral 04/03/2014 18:56

    This is why I hate gay people and Liberals. They’re petty bullies. They pretend to be open-minded but they’re not at all.

  2. avatar
    Toast 04/03/2014 21:37

    Eye for Juan hate all cock suckers…..

  3. avatar
    zuzivumuf 04/03/2014 21:41

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  4. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 04/03/2014 22:56

    The verdict is in. Fags hate technology, love sucking cock.

  5. avatar
    redneckwordsofwisdom 04/04/2014 00:18

    The reason Prop 8 passed in California is because Mormons from Utah and millionaires from back east pumped millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars into getting the conservative religious vote out. With Obama running for President, the black vote was out in record numbers, voting 94% for Obama, but their black churches preached anti-gay marriage messages and over 74% voted Yes on Prop. 8. And, the Hispanic vote, also out in record numbers to support Obama, is largely Catholic and voted along religious lines as well. And the Yes on Prop 8 people falsely preached a message through commercials that our children would be somehow affected through their schools because of gay marriage. Thankfully, courts have overturned Prop 8 in the years since then. Idiot religious nuts.

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 04/04/2014 01:22

    What’s really sad is that these Libtards are so stupid (and hypocritical) they don’t even realize that the very same Leftist morons who are upset about Prop 8 voted for Obama, who was anti-gay marriage until 2012.

    So they supported a homophobe because they liked his politics, but they want to carry a vendetta against everyone who had the same social position, but a different ideology.

    Seriously, you have to be inbred to be a Liberal.

  7. avatar
    The Mildly Tanned Knight 04/04/2014 01:23

    Yeah RedNeckDipshit…..thank goodness the courts have set the standard that they can over-rule the will of the people any time they feel like it. You know, because judges will always be Liberals, right?

    Another inbred Leftist is heard from…..

  8. avatar
    SluggerOnions 04/04/2014 06:45

    The last idiot that ran this site was no great shakes as a ‘political’ writer, but ‘Lex’ makes him look like Dominick Dunne by comparison. It’s tragic that people this stupid exist.

  9. avatar
    deathofirony 04/04/2014 08:31

    Oh boo-hoo, some guy I hadn’t heard of got fired for hating on gays…

    oh what’s that? he quit?


  10. avatar
    DrainBammage 04/04/2014 10:13

    ” I guess you could call the Proposition wildly unpopular, except that it passed in a state that leans heavily Democratic, so technically it was actually popular.”

    Hey you cant say that!!! History has been rewritten already and you will be exposed as a Truther if you continue using the few memory cells you have left to remember facts.
    Prop 8 passed. The people spoke with their ballot boxes. But just like in Ukraine a small minority said “FSCK THAT!! We dont give a fsck what the majority wants. Democracy sux!”.

    Teh gays or the right wing ukrainian nationalists, same douchebags.

    Btw, that was a pretty good bio of Eich’s contributions to technology.
    Wait till Linus Torvalds is asked something about teh gays and he answers in his usual way….
    The lovers of c0ck could seriously damage the open source community..

  11. avatar
    Burbank 04/04/2014 10:17

    If he’s not smart enough to cover up his political contributions, he’s clearly not smart enough to run a major tech company…

  12. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 04/04/2014 12:30

    Burbank, political contributions are by law a matter of public record.

    There is nothing more intolerant than the fags and their fellow libtard travelers.


  13. avatar
    Shortshanks 04/04/2014 14:18

    All tech people are part-time cock-suckers……so he should have been more careful….

    …also…he should sue….

  14. avatar
    deadrody 04/07/2014 08:26

    Wow, the stupid is strong on this page.

    First, no, private contributions are NOT public record. Eich’s donation (and everyone else’s) was leaked by the IRS (yes the same one trying to drive tea party groups out of existence) for this very purpose. To use people’s private donations to publicly shame people.

    Second, CEOs are rarely “unemployed”.

    And third, it is good to see some other people recognize liberals rank hypocrisy. They must have a different working definition of “tolerance”. You aren’t “tolerant” when you are open to only your own opinion.

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