Other than just being Ice T‘s wife and having a huge ass and matching breasts, I don’t really know what Coco Austin does for a living. She could be the world’s smartest scientist and currently have in her possession a single mega-cure that will rid the world of AIDS, cancer and Kardashians, but we wouldn’t know it, because every story that is written about her always comes back to that amazingly gigantic ass of hers. But whatever Coco does, she’ll always be a friend to her fans, first and foremost, because when people ask her to give them photos of her ridiculously curvy body squeezed into tight fitting dresses, she’s always quick to post them on Twitter or Instagram like she did yesterday. I couldn’t be more thankful either, because she just reminded me that I have to pick up a honey-baked ham for Easter.
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