Donald Sterling’s Girlfriend Probably Wants Money

By Travis April 28, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

While Clippers owner Donald Sterling continues to be the most hated man in America, even more hated than he had been for the last several decades for being a reportedly racist asshole, more and more information about his young model girlfriend or mistress, V. Stiviano, is revealing what her true motives really are. After TMZ released audio of Donald telling V that he didn’t want her bringing black people to Clippers game – she can have sex with them, but bringing them to a basketball game is just crossing the line – there is now another report that she has at least 100 hours of recorded conversations, and Donald asked her yesterday what it’s going to take to just “make this go away.” The answer, which may shock you until you shit your pants in disbelief, is money. It’s going to take a lot of money. And once Donald has cut a check to V, it will finally have all gone away, and none of us will ever remember that time that he told his girlfriend he didn’t want black people at his games and then told everyone the recording was doctored, because he would never say such things. In fact, it’s already fading from my memory how racist Donald Sterling is.

Photo Credit: V. Stiviano Instagram

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 04/28/2014 10:11

    1. Hire sexy girl
    2. Tell her to fukc rich old white man with basketball team
    3. Get him to say stuff on tape
    4. Rearrange that stuff to make him look racist
    5. Force him to sell valuable sports franchise at fire-sale price
    6. PROFIT

  2. avatar
    DrainBammage 04/28/2014 11:23

    An old racist jewish fart?

    Nooo? Reallyyyyy?

    Keep the bloodlines pure is a way of life for some people.

  3. avatar
    Admiral 04/28/2014 11:26

    He said “black people,” and because he’s rich and white that makes him racist. That’s all I can understand of any of this.

  4. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 04/28/2014 11:50

    Admiral, a slight correction. He’s not racist because he’s rich and white, he’s racist because he’s white.

    Sure is great living in Obamerica!

  5. avatar
    The Mildly Tanned Knight 04/28/2014 14:26

    I’m kind of wondering why he isn’t going to own TMZ over this. Isn’t it illegal to tape someone without their knowledge? Isn’t it more illegal to broadcast those tapes?

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