Gwyneth Paltrow Is Remembering Better Days

By Travis April 18, 2014 @ 9:00 AM

For most people, Throwback Thursday is a way to let your friends know that you hate the way that your life has turned out and you want nothing more in the world than to travel back in time to the days when things weren’t as shitty and meaningless. But for Gwyneth Paltrow, it’s just a way to throw some more battery acid at her ruined marriage to Chris Martin, as she tweeted this photo with her kids along with the message “luckiest mom ever.” Is she trying to tell Chris that their kids love her more than him? Yes, she absolutely is, because Gwyneth Paltrow is a mean, hateful demon who was birthed on this planet straight from Satan’s butthole. But her kids sure do love her, that’s for certain.

wwtdd

(3) Comments

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    bujawevu 04/18/2014 10:40

    I buy almost everything except food and clothing from online auctions most people aren’t aware of the almost unbelievable deals that they can get from online auction sites the site that has the best deals is http://ow.ly/vDosm

    I checked with the BBB and was told that it is all legit. How they can sell gift cards, laptops, cameras, and all kinds of goodies that we all want for 50-90% off, I don’t know I do know that I bought my son an ipad there for less than $100 and my husband a $250 Low gift

    cards for $48Why would I even think about shopping anyþlace else?

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    Beylerbey 04/18/2014 20:26

    Her “kids” are paid and paid well.

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    mattyj2001 04/19/2014 06:11

    I guess she wrestled the kids away from the nanny just long enough to make her take the picture, then said ‘smell you later’ and went and bought another $300 cake knife.

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