It's hard to say how Alec Baldwin will respond to his eighteen year old daughter hanging out tight with butch rapper Angel Haze. I don't mean how he'll respond publicly in a prepared moment with his hair perfectly coiffed. I mean in that special rage place that Long Island Hellboy goes to when he's had a couple too many gins and is calling paparazzi cocksucking fags and his own daughter a rude little pig. Until recently, Ireland had been dating that fake surfer dude with the funny white guy name. I guess when he broke her heart she ran into the arms of Angel Haze, an outspoken proponent of an openly gay voice in the otherwise highly homophobic rap community. The girls have been coloring their hair together, dancing at Coachella, sending out bubbly gushy crush Tweets to each other, and even got matching tattoos.
Never been so fascinated by one person. Like endlessly. Even your happiness has become my own. -- Angel TweetedI don't know the world of women all that well, but for men, you're only getting matching tattoos if you served together, you pledged together, or you're sucking each other's bone at night. I know Ireland Baldwin isn't in the military, or school for that matter. So I'm going to assume it's the bone. Seeing Michelle Rodriguez swoop in and gobble up Cara Delevingne's snatch must've sent shockwaves through the modeling community. A professional permission to openly scissor kiss other girls by day and still book the Versace show at full card rate in the evening. I'm all in favor of this lesbian model wave. I just hope to God somebody remembers to take pictures.
Photo credit: Ireland Baldwin, Instragram