There's an unfortunate lesson in here somewhere, so pay attention. Andy Bush made a shitload of cash running jewelry stores in England. So he divorced his wife and started banging young hot foreign models. It's all in the middle-aged rich dude operating manual if you read it. I guess he recently traded out one named Mayka Marica Kukocova for a replacement and like all models with three hard to pronounce names, she waited in hiding for a week at his Spanish villa to shoot him in the head. Now there's an international manhunt for Kukocova, with manhunt probably being the very last word feminists seek to make gender neutral. She's believed to be in Morocco, which would make her the only tall hot blonde in the country not named Gywneth Paltrow dry humping her new boyfriend away from the hounding paparazzi. They should just shoot all tall blondes in the country to be sure. Oh, yeah, the lesson. You can't have much sex when you're dead.
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