Jenny McCarthy has a new ring on her finger. And, no, it's not the platinum band to signify her millionth child kill through ardently promoting the spread of preventable infectious disease. She's engaged to Donnie Wahlberg, the former New Kids on the Block performer and present day, Police Detective #5 on numerous TV shows. Still, he's Mark Wahlberg's brother which makes him a definite catch by just a degree of separation. Already, the couple are planning on combining Jenny's advanced knowledge of epidemiology gleaned from 'some JuCo' with Donnie's highly practiced rhythmic dance moves to produce a series of educational videos for children called 'Polio Means Mommy Loves Me'. Through song and dance, afflicted children will come to merrily accept their shorter life spans and extended stays coughing up blood in hospital wards. The whole family will cheer when Jenny herself comes out in leg braces and does the robot. Best of luck to Jenny and Donnie on their nuptials.