Justin Bieber Was Held By Customs (VIDEO)

By Travis April 25, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Swaggy little mouth-breather and wannabe tough guy Justin Bieber was detained by U.S. Customs on his return trip to Los Angeles from Singapore yesterday, and he was reportedly questioned for five hours before he was released. It’s pretty safe to assume that the reason he was held was drugs, because the weed-smoking, syzzurp-drinking douchebag doesn’t take a trip to Singapore unless drugs and whores are involved, and if he hadn’t already tried it before, Justin has likely made the jump to the cocaine stage of his career meltdown. But I don’t like to speculate that much, so let’s just stick to the facts that Justin was detained by Customs and eventually released, so he could get back to his home in Atlanta and shit out the balloons of heroin that he brought back to share with his new ladyboy lovers.

wwtdd

(1) Comment

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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 04/25/2014 11:12

    Not so ironically my dick was held by my hand last night.

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