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Kate Moss Is Still Alive

Kate Moss In A Green Bikini On A Balcony In Rio de Janeiro Kate Moss seems to be on an important phone call. It could be with the devil reminding her that she didn't make millions off being a flabby bodied okay looking woman without his help. Or it could be her daughter phoning to remind Kate that she left her at a bar in Havana three nights earlier and now she's legitimately frightened. Kate is currently on her 35th cover of Vogue magazine, which leaves Kim Kardashian just 34 covers short of tying her mark. In fact, Kate was named a contributing editor to Vogue last fall and will be submitting tips to the fashion bible readers on such things as how to slenderize using Camel unfiltered, tips for girls considering losing their virginity by the fourth grade, and fabulous dresses for under $5,000. I'm not sure if Vogue was ever any good, but I'm going to go ahead and declare that it's gone to hell.

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