Kate Upton Is Just Boobs Again

By Lex April 30, 2014 @ 12:53 PM

Kate Upton Looking Chesty At A Photo Shoot In New York
Now that everyone who by sheer force of estrogen and labial lashings was forced to see The Other Woman has seen it, we can put to bed any notion that Kate Upton is ever going to be an actress. Meryl Streep with Titanic Cans just isn’t catching on as her tagline. Maybe if Kate finds a submissive Unsullied like Judd Apatow to wed she can garner some additional roles as the hot neighbor, but as far as dramatic range, Kate Upton is back to showing off her tits. Kate Upton doesn’t want to be a sex object, but I’m not seeing much of a backup plan.

Photo Credit: PCN, FameFlynet

(6) Comments

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    MacDaddy 04/30/2014 12:56

    I present you all with the Future Mrs. Kate Upton-MacDaddy

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    Beylerbey 04/30/2014 13:16

    This girl has yet to hit her mid-twenties, and you can already see where the future 200lbs is going to go. Very progressive of you, Mac.

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    MacDaddy 04/30/2014 13:28

    Just more of her to love, my friend!

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    TheAlchemist 04/30/2014 16:31

    Agreed, shes all yours.

  5. avatar
    Shortshanks 04/30/2014 17:25

    I’d fu*ck….because I’m not choosey…..

  6. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 05/01/2014 11:01

    Wait. Acid wash jeans are BACK???

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