Kelly Brook Got You, Stupid Paparazzi

By Lex April 04, 2014 @ 5:50 PM

Kelly Brook And Her Muscular Boyfriend Take Photos Of The Paparazzi In West Hollywood
Celebrities have yet to figure out anything close to an effective means to express their frustration with paparazzi. There’s the finger, which only serves to quadruple the value of the photograph. The face covered with designer handbag which can expose unsightly ass fat bulges. There’s that futilely stupid pretending to take pictures of thee paparazzi back, like Kelly Brook was doing alongside her not-at-all-roided-up boyfriend leaving a gym or going to a gym or just getting interferon injections so he can fight COBRA Command. This is what’s led Sean Penn and Justin Bieber and Kanye West and other incredibly short angry famous persons to start kicking paparazzi and then paying them lots of money. There’s literally nothing you can do other than, oh, I don’t know, not being famous for modeling your tits and ass in the first place. That doesn’t really seem like a viable option.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

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(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    zuzivumuf 04/04/2014 21:15

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  2. avatar
    Beylerbey 04/04/2014 21:48

    Oh don’t you know that’s the sound of the man
    Workin’ on the chain gang

  3. avatar
    Toast 04/04/2014 21:55

    two attention whores…….meeeeh!

  4. avatar
    jblank1074 04/04/2014 21:56

    Can white women just be with white men and black men just be with black women? What is the deal anymore? We’re all eventually going to be this amalgam of gray, where there are no races and people will just be this grayish color. I’ll never understand it.

  5. avatar
    JessBo 04/06/2014 20:16

    jblank1074. I’ll never understand shallow, racist, ignorant fools ranting their inane views about sociology and politics on sites like this which are dedicated to T&A, but each to their own…

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