Kim Kardashian Shooting Selfies Through Thailand

By Lex April 01, 2014 @ 2:59 PM

Somebody at E! got a grant from the Thai government to have the Kardashian girls come over and teach all the underaged sex workers how to please foreign men without visible signs of tear. Now more than ever Thailand needs foreign dollars to keep its economy from collapsing. That isn’t coming from Tom Yum soup sales alone. Each of the girls have been doing their part to promote Thailand and their amphetamine diet secrets by posting photos of themselves in bikinis in various resort areas of Thailand where they keep most of the actual icky Asian people away from you. Kim did have a run-in with an elephant she thought her mom hired to make for a cute selfie backdrop but who the animal’s owner assumed was meant for the higher priced sex show trick. The mixup nearly caused an international scandal before Kim agreed to let the elephant mount her for ten Mississippis.

Photo Credit: (elephant: Alexander Goldschmidt on Twitter, bikinis: Kim Kardashian/Instagram)

(6) Comments

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    tonyk 04/01/2014 15:53

    Is Kim the one on the right with the big nose?

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    Hugh G. Rection 04/01/2014 16:08

    Tony, to clear up your confusion, the elephant is the one in the picture with the smaller ass.

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    Beylerbey 04/01/2014 17:11

    That’s an awfully dark elephant, so I have to assume she tried to fvck it.

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    Hugh G. Rection 04/01/2014 22:17

    Good point Beyler, but all elephants I know have better taste than that. So there will be no porn tape.

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    Toast 04/01/2014 23:00

    The elephant was more interested in George Cloony’s asshole……True story.

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