Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have to get married three times. The two narcissistic walking genitalia are planning a ridiculously over-the-top wedding in France. But they have to also get married in a civil ceremony in California and an additional civil wedding in France before their fuck-off religious service. I guarantee you that she is going to make these two legal formalities huge fucking televised affairs. I don't see Kim Kardashian settling for a simple standard civil ceremony. She'll probably buy three designer dresses and in Kardashian custom, beg her new husband to travel back in time to 1997 and rob her anal teen cherry so he can own her completely. I'm not sure if she'll require three divorces from Kanye once all the People magazine and E! TV checks have cleared and she's no longer getting a press bump from being married. We'll know in about sixteen months.