Kourtney Kardashian Showed Us How Douche Babies Are Made

By Travis April 07, 2014 @ 10:00 AM

Ever the romantic of her family, and also the sister that didn’t become famous by getting drilled by Ray J on camera or drive her husband to ruin his NBA career because he just loved crack too much, Kourtney Kardashian recently shared a photo of her and Scott Disick in their younger days. The quietest of the Kardashian sisters described this classy and romantic image of her and Scott with the message “crazy in love,” which is just so inspiring and adorable to see from two people so strangely famous for not doing anything noteworthy in their lives. Meanwhile, Scott probably described that photo as the time he “got his dick ruined while rocking a pretty epic pair of cargo shorts,” because he’s Lord Disick now, and not at all a clueless, narcissistic douchebag anymore.

Photo Credit: Kourtney Kardashian’s Instagram

(4) Comments

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    Mud Nugget 04/07/2014 11:29

    Her head is OJ size

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    Hugh G. Rection 04/07/2014 11:44

    Mud, it’s bigger than her boyfriend’s. Until you chimed in Ihought the main problem with her head was her face. I stand corrected.

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    Beylerbey 04/07/2014 15:56

    All these creatures are malformed. Imagine being B-Jen on his wedding night: you’re new “bride” opens her bathrobe and you see nothing but swaying tentacles as she starts chanting a guttural prayer to Cthulhu.

    Do the Jenner children worship the Old Ones as well? And if they do, what form will their mutations take? I think of these things in the night and shudder.

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    Beylerbey 04/07/2014 16:30


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