Kris Jenner Leather Musk

The stench inside Kris Jenner’s desperately sweaty leather pants can produce burning eyes and skin irritations in a radius up to fifty miles depending on prevailing winds Rumor has it that Kris and Bruce Jenner battled for years over who could look more like a 30-year old woman. Surgeries, injections, the ritualistic sacrifice of Javan newborns before their sixth hour, everything was on the table. Now that Kris and Bruce are no longer sharing an epilady, the measures to stay young have only increased. Including those fucking leather pants Kris Jenner sports for both youthful appearance and to preserve her skin when men toss her out of their still moving cars after deals have been consummated in the Kardashian manner. Tuck and roll, you sweaty plasticine pimp. The factory is running out of noses.

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