Lacey Wildd Is a Natural

By Lex April 01, 2014 @ 12:49 PM

Lacey Wildd Shows Off Her Enhanced Bikini Body At Miami Beach
It’d be easy to mock Lacey Wildd’s dream of having the biggest tits on the planet. But it’d be even easier to applaud a woman who has found an addiction that actually improves the world around her. Just look how happy everybody is when they see her tits. Even the world’s most adorable puppy won’t get that kind of draw along the beach. Too bad for her kids who worry mom is going to explode into salty dripping death at the dinner table. Stop being such selfish brats. Her doctor seemed cool with her decision once he found out she was paying for the increasingly dangerous implants with cash. Obamacare only gets you to DDD before you have to fill out an obnoxious amount of paperwork.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

(7) Comments

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    Beylerbey 04/01/2014 13:43

    That’s a chick, right?

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    Mud Nugget 04/01/2014 15:03

    looks more like a cow…

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    Paula 04/01/2014 16:05

    I remember her from that show on MTV about having embarrassing parents. Now, I can see why………

  4. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 04/01/2014 16:11

    Mud, cows go “moo”. This one makes less intelligible noises.

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    Shortshanks 04/01/2014 17:03

    She is wisely cautious to carry those flotation devices around that wild surf…….

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    Doctor Mindbender 04/01/2014 18:03

    She played the school nurse in Highschool of the Dead.

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    suckafreeyayo 12/22/2015 10:52

    she nice

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