Michelle Rodriguez Makes Lesbianism Glisten

By Lex April 01, 2014 @ 3:24 PM

Michelle Rodriguez Makes Out With A Topless Cara Delevigne At The Beach In Cancun
As much as I hooted and applauded when angry Ellen Page pulled off her dyke glasses to announce she was a lesbian, and as excited as I am by Sara Gilbert’s latest ocean-overlooking lesbian wedding, nothing makes me feel more progressive and politically gay correct than supporting chicks making out on the beach in Cancun. If it’s Michelle Rodriguez and her topless little British supermodel piece of conquest cheese, all the better. Michelle didn’t need to make a big speech or cry or have everybody validate her forbidden love. She just went and got some. And that’s the way it should be. Love should know no boundaries nor be defined by petty writs of law. If you can finger it, you can love it. Take that, GLAAD. My inclusionary motto just fucked your motto and made it its bitch.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, Splash

(7) Comments

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    Admiral 04/01/2014 15:35

    She should buy her Polly Pocket a nice pair of boobs.

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    Hugh G. Rection 04/01/2014 16:18

    I guess you can’t call these two bulldykes, but…meh. And that’s the least super supermodel I’ve ever seen.

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    Hugh G. Rection 04/01/2014 16:21

    Admiral, you made me google Polly Pocket. Polly Pocket is way hotter.

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    Beylerbey 04/01/2014 17:14

    Hugh’s right.

    Personally, I think we should replace all models with porn chicks. Modern models are lacking and we don’t need both species anyway.

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    Admiral 04/01/2014 19:10

    Polly Pocket is a thing? I was using it as a euphemism for vagina.

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    Hugh G. Rection 04/01/2014 22:14

    “For the 2010 product line, Mattel made further changes to the Polly dolls, including increasing feet size, head size and leg size, although the height remains approximately the same.”


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