Miley Cyrus claims that she’s been left devastated by the death of her dog, Floyd, after he was reportedly snatched away in the night by coyotes, and she’s been coping with the loss by crying about it on Twitter and at her recent shows. The horny, pot-loving singer has even dedicated renditions of Floyd’s favorite songs to him during her shows, all for the sake of helping her cope with the gigantic hole in her heart. She also got a new dog that she was spotted with in New York yesterday, after her show on Saturday night, where she was so depressed that she could barely grind on a car hood without breaking down.
While the coyotes are probably still sleeping off their meal, Miley’s mom thought it would be a good idea to replace Floyd with another dog, and that’s just fine parenting right there. In fact, I can’t wait until Miley finally decides to have a baby, forgets it at a truck stop and then decides to adopt another one to replace it. If anything, that original baby will probably grow up to be the next Billy Ray Cyrus.
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