Now claiming that she’s sick on top of mourning her dead dog, Floyd, who was snatched away in the night by a band of coyotes, Miley Cyrus canceled her show in North Carolina last night just 30 minutes before it was supposed to begin. Fans were obviously devastated over the announcement, so a local news team hit the street to humiliate any crying fans they could find, like this poor girl who could barely even speak because she was so upset. It’s hard not to feel bad for her, because now she’ll have to wait to find out what shameless attention whoring looks like close up. But that doesn’t mean she should give up her own dream of working at a mall kiosk and being pregnant three times before she turns 20 like all Miley fans are destined for.
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