Nancy Grace Saves The World Again

By Jack April 11, 2014 @ 2:41 PM

Screeching harpy Nancy Grace ambushed wrestling legend Diamond Dallas Page on her TV show about the death of the Ultimate Warrior. Nancy immediately launched into a shrill rant on steroid use in professional wrestling and how that obviously led to Warrior’s premature death. DDP kept trying to turn the discussion of the recently departed back to his friend and most recent inductee into the WWE Hall of Fame but he was backed into the turnbuckle by Nancy’s plaintive howls. DDP claims show producers duped him with a series of more honorific topics to be covered that was merely a ruse for Nancy Grace to hear herself saving the world again. We get it. Steroids are bad. Just like drugs and alcohol and cigarettes and fast food and soda and porn and all the other really fun stuff in life that everybody has known are bad for you instinctively since time immemorial, and media panic wise for at least several decades. I guess you could have a doctor on for lecture number ten thousands on how extracting juice from a horse’s balls and shooting it into your neck until your muscles bulge and your own sac shrinks to the size of a boiled peanut isn’t such a good idea. Or I guess you could bring on the good friend of a guy who just died and ask him to be your straw man for  a tired screed. I’d choose options three. Put Nancy in the Diamond Cutter until the caps on her teeth pop off.

wwtdd

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    DrainBammage 04/11/2014 15:22

    < We get it. Steroids are bad.

    Do you dont 'get it', youre only half a step away from Grace.

    Steroids arent 'bad'. Steroids are drugs used as medication.
    Yes, they are dangerous to abuse of steroids JUST LIKE MOST OTHER DRUGS.

    but because some numbnut athletes abuse them, mouthbreathers have been able to push their Mr Mackie methodologies out. Nancy Reagan's Just Say No campaign has spawned millions of mindless zombies repeated drug war propaganda.

    Even when Chris Benoit, steroids were singled out as the cause of his demise. The fact that years of pro wrestling had left his brain looking it came from a 96yr old man was easily overlooked.
    Because "Steroids are baaaa, m'okay?"

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    Beylerbey 04/11/2014 19:59

    There is no such thing as a “good” or a “bad” drug. “Drugs are bad” coincides with the end of Big P Prohibition and the beginning of the drug war that has done so much to wreck American liberty. The only way an idiot statist can say “drugs are bad” with a straight face is if everyone agrees that the contents of his own liquor cabinet do not count as drugs.

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    bujawevu 04/11/2014 21:34

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    I checked with the BBB and was told that it is all legit. How they can sell gift cards, laptops, cameras, and all kinds of goodies that we all want for 50-90% off, I don’t know I do know that I bought my son an ipad there for less than $100 and my husband a $250 Low gift
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    riverfoat 04/14/2014 08:25

    Steroids are good for you, don’t listen to what the government has to say about anything.
    We would not me $17,577,742,250,000 (as of 1 minute ago) if they knew what they were talking about.

  5. avatar
    Jackazz 04/14/2014 16:37

    Nancy needs a nice hot steamy skunk stripe right down the middle of her face. Thank you

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