Screeching harpy Nancy Grace ambushed wrestling legend Diamond Dallas Page on her TV show about the death of the Ultimate Warrior. Nancy immediately launched into a shrill rant on steroid use in professional wrestling and how that obviously led to Warrior’s premature death. DDP kept trying to turn the discussion of the recently departed back to his friend and most recent inductee into the WWE Hall of Fame but he was backed into the turnbuckle by Nancy’s plaintive howls. DDP claims show producers duped him with a series of more honorific topics to be covered that was merely a ruse for Nancy Grace to hear herself saving the world again. We get it. Steroids are bad. Just like drugs and alcohol and cigarettes and fast food and soda and porn and all the other really fun stuff in life that everybody has known are bad for you instinctively since time immemorial, and media panic wise for at least several decades. I guess you could have a doctor on for lecture number ten thousands on how extracting juice from a horse’s balls and shooting it into your neck until your muscles bulge and your own sac shrinks to the size of a boiled peanut isn’t such a good idea. Or I guess you could bring on the good friend of a guy who just died and ask him to be your straw man for a tired screed. I’d choose options three. Put Nancy in the Diamond Cutter until the caps on her teeth pop off.
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