Pamela Anderson Regrets Being Naked

By Lex April 15, 2014 @ 3:25 PM

Pamela Anderson Shows Lasered Tattoo Out With Her Son In Las Vegas
With age comes wisdom. Though depending on your IQ starting point, you easily could just be an older stupid person. Pamela Anderson has a few regrets looking back on her long career of showing off her tits. Amazingly, she didn’t mention the drugs or drinking or disease or sex tape or failed marriages or drowned kid in her pool. She didn’t even have the wherewithal to note her crappy new haircut. Her big regret is posing nude in Playboy. Which confirms for me what I’ve always believed — women who say they’re biggest regret is posing in Playboy have so many fucked up issues worse than ever posing in Playboy they should get a kick in the kidney with a boot for even saying it aloud. Pamela says that her Playboy photos caused her two boys to be pestered and bullied in school growing up. I’m guessing you do get some ribbing when your chums have all masturbated to your moms nude photos. Though probably not as much as when you’re mom shows up snockered to school functions with her tits falling out of her top and Tommy Lee’s feelgood caking on her face. It’s odd how people choose their biggest regret. My mom once told me she regretted not being pro-choice when younger. I like to think she had remorse for being so old-fashioned in her political views, but I know that’s not what she meant.

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(4) Comments

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    Beylerbey 04/15/2014 19:21

    I wonder if “I regret making a bootleg fvck tape with Tommy Lee” made the top 5.

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    rdd 04/15/2014 22:51

    Playboy made Anderson. Without it, she’d still be in Canada working at the local grocery store.

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    Ginormous_Guy 01/09/2016 10:05

    If Pamela Anderson isn’t the world’s biggest, colossal hypocrite of all-time, she is certainly one of them. First she goes to court to prevent the sex tape that she made with ex-husband and Mötley Crüe drummer, Tommy Lee from getting mass produced and plastered all over the Internet only to have her sex tape with rocker Brett Michaels surface during that time and now she says she regrets posing nude because of the problems it has caused for her sons by doing so and yet she is going to be the one to pose naked in the last edition of Playboy magazine that contains a nude pictorial. If that ain’t grounds for being the world’s biggest, colossal hypocrite then I haven’t a clue what does!a

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