Please Stop Fingering Iggy Azalea

By Lex April 23, 2014 @ 2:21 PM

Iggy Azalea Performs In Hot Pants And A Bra At The mtvU Woodie Awards In Austin
Iggy Azalea now wears multiple layers of protective undergarments in concert because when she crowd surfs, a bunch of dudes and girls keep literally sticking their fingers up the figurative title of her track, Pu$$y. The finger banging itself seems kind of sexist because a vagina is involved. Vaginas make everything sexist. Though drunk stoned fans have been known to grab the packages on guys they like too when surfing by, but it’s different for a lady. Actually, maybe that is sexist. This shit is tricky.

“Like, they think I’m real slutty, like ‘Oh, she got a song called ‘Pu$$y,’ I know what she wants. She wants these two fingers.’ Why would I want a stranger to ever finger me? Buying my album for $12 doesn’t mean you get to finger me when I come to your city.”

Who buys a whole album these days? I’ll tell you who? Finger rapists, that’s who. Might as well dump that entire customer list from the iTunes store and start rounding those animals up. Iggy says she sees people on Twitter before her shows talking about fingering her and she tries to tell them it’s not okay. Sign of the devil, cool. One in the stink, one in the pink, unacceptable. She wants it to stop because it’s, well, rape, and as wrong as white Australian rappers, only even a little bit more.

I hope we can all agree that Iggy Azalea is in the right on this issue. Also, we can all agree we’ve never fucking heard of Iggy Azalea until now.

Photo Credit: Getty

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(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    Beylerbey 04/23/2014 14:35

    “Buying my album for $12 doesn’t mean you get to finger me when I come to your city.”

    So there’s really nothing in it for me then.

  2. avatar
    Mud Nugget 04/23/2014 15:47

    Judging by the size of her hips, she’s lucky they’re not sticking their fists in…

  3. avatar
    Admiral 04/23/2014 16:00

    Oh I hope you didn’t give me one of those ridiculous avatars.

  4. avatar
    Admiral 04/23/2014 16:00

    Phew.

  5. avatar
    Shortshanks 04/25/2014 14:38

    What is going on with the avatars and profiles…??

    F*Uckers…

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