Prince Jackson Seems Normal

By Lex April 11, 2014 @ 2:14 PM

Prince Jackson Holds Hands With His Girlfriend Nikita Bess In Beverly Hills
The human fallout from Neverland Ranch rivals that of Fukushima, only Japanese people with glowing tumors at least have a medical fighting chance. The kids who swung the pedophile play structure at Michael Jackson’s private retreat for pubescent exploration are never to be cured. Even McCauley Caulkin who didn’t get finger shtupped never quite got over being left out of the Jesus Juice games. Prince Jackson seems kind of normal. He’s the oldest of Michael’s three kids, along with daughter Paris and however you would gender define Blanket. Prince seems to be the lone survivor. He’s kind of a normal teen who likes to take his pudgy girlfriend to the movies or to the mall. His bio mom Debbie Rowe is trying to get custody of Prince, along with Paris and the aforementioned amphibious-appendaged Blanket even though it came out of a different test tube than her two bio kids. The former dental assistant has an inkling that the Jackson family is a fucked up group of soul and cash sucking fiends and even though she was never supposed to be a parent to the kids, now she wants to rescue them. Especially from Jermaine who she says is super creepy. When a woman says a man is super creepy in regard to children, that’s a polite way of saying she thinks he diddles kids. But expect that not shocking Jackson family revelation to only come out if the custody hearing gets nasty. It’s been months since we had a good Jackson family trial. I’m ready.

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(4) Comments

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    Shortshanks 04/11/2014 14:40

    Not exactly an octaroon, is he?

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    Beylerbey 04/11/2014 19:52

    Every once in a while a mixed black kid will come out looking shockingly white. This is either that or fraud.

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    bujawevu 04/11/2014 21:34

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    I checked with the BBB and was told that it is all legit. How they can sell gift cards, laptops, cameras, and all kinds of goodies that we all want for 50-90% off, I don’t know I do know that I bought my son an ipad there for less than $100 and my husband a $250 Low gift
    cards for $48Why would I even think about shopping anyþlace else?

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    Johnny Big Rig 04/12/2014 06:21

    No half-black child has ever come out with dirty blonde, fine, non curly hair, and no hint of dark skin. This kid looks 1/4th at best, and even that’s a stretch. You still end up looking similar to Mariah Carey.

    As for the comment, Lex.. Pretty fucking low. That young girl isn’t a famous celebrity, you don’t need to take shots at her for her weight. I’m not pro-fatty, but give the kid a break.

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