Richard Gere Is Tantric-ing Padma Lakshmi

By Michael April 22, 2014 @ 12:57 PM

Pretty Woman Richard Gere has apparently been giving it to Top Chef hottie Padma Lakshmi. This in spite of the fact that he is currently in the middle of messily divorcing his wife Carey Lowell, a.k.a. that short haired model chick from Law & Order a decade ago. He was previously married to Cindy Crawford when he was younger and still shoving small woodland mammals up his rectum. Oh, fuck you, Snopes. Through the power of Tibetan meditation and mainlining Viagra directly into his cock the old man has managed to get it up enough to diddle Padma. She used to be married too to fatwa courting author Salman Rushdie before she decided it was best she make a baby with Michael Dell’s brother so she’d have a future. These two opportunistic horny fucks from different generations seem like they belong together. If Richard’s hips hold out during tantric sex with his new lady, and his credit rating exceeds a smart Asian kids SAT Math portion score, there could be a wedding coming soon.

(2) Comments

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    Beylerbey 04/22/2014 13:45

    He wishes he could fvck India, and Rushdie’s scarred bitch is the closest he can get to that.

    Maybe if she takes him for everything we can hear about his spiritual journey a bit less.

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    MacDaddy 04/22/2014 14:42

    Shocked that no one has posted the Scarjo Nude pics here yet. They are already on most of the other sites.

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