Rihanna Wants You To Look at Her Boobs

By Lex April 29, 2014 @ 1:28 PM

Rihanna Topless And Bottomless For Lui Magazine
When Al Gore saved the world by inventing the Internet, he probably didn’t even realize it would someday mean the entire human population could stare at Rihanna’s pierced tits all simultaneous and geo-synchronized. That was the quiet genius of Al Gore. Rihanna has her own bit of quiet genius. She is raising the bar for girls to show off their tits to be popular. This used to be a thing, then somebody told all the girls they should put their clothes back on and study math and science and become doctors and lawyers and gypsy fortune tellers. Suddenly, you have professional schools overrun with girls, but nobody flashing their tits outside moving car windows anymore. That’s no kind of trade-off. Thanks to Instagram and absentee parents and pop stars like Rihanna, the pendulum seems to be swinging back in favor of girls receiving attention and accolade for their titties. It might seem callous, but ask yourself this, does the world really need more lawyers?

Photo Credit: Lui Magazine

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    EatMyAss 04/29/2014 16:05

    Yay, a nigra with the Downs.

    Be still my churning stomach.

  2. avatar
    miche the killer 04/30/2014 03:27

    tan lines. how embarrassing.

    also, I think if she opens her mouth in that second pic, I can see straight out her birth canal. It’s like a wind tunnel or the sound of the ocean if you put an ear up to her conch.

  3. avatar
    pk20152 04/30/2014 06:57


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