Rihanna’s Ass Always Points Toward Barbados

By Lex April 10, 2014 @ 4:53 PM


People don’t appreciate the fine art of multitasking until they see Rihanna able to smoke weed, get fitted for a new bluetooth wireless headset, and point her ass toward the cumulus formations all within the span of hours. Rihanna’s funky new feminist poses ought to serve as the new caricature female in all sixth grade sexual education classes. I remember seeing that drawing of a standing naked woman and wondering how the hell I get myself up in there. But this pose, even a lemur who grew up without a daddy could figure out the slotting. If Chris Brown could only see what he’s not slapping and calling ‘bitch’ since he got locked up, I bet he’d become a much nicer guy.

Photo credit: INFPhoto

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(3) Comments

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    bujawevu 04/11/2014 00:26

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    I checked with the BBB and was told that it is all legit. How they can sell gift cards, laptops, cameras, and all kinds of goodies that we all want for 50-90% off, I don’t know I do know that I bought my son an ipad there for less than $100 and my husband a $250 Low gift
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    that1guy 04/12/2014 09:56

    Now, there is something I could get behind.

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    fabots13 04/12/2014 21:52

    no way anybody can say they wouldn’t nail this freak

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