Sarah Jessica Parker is angry at self appointed relationship expert Sarah J. Symonds. Apparently, Symonds pointed out that Sarah Jessica’s kids don’t look like her. This is due in large part because Parker used a surrogate to produce her twins because she went through menopause during the protracted struggles of World War II. Symonds took down her Tweet but she had already incurred the wrath of the donkey troll. Parker said,
“Your anonymity doesn’t diminish your outrageous and vulgar tweet. And your deletion only reveals your cowardice. @SarahJSymonds. I’m certain there isn’t a woman on this planet who would support your specific kind of cruelty. No apology, no explanation. You should be ashamed @SarahJSymonds. I hope more people join me in voicing their objection to and holding accountable uninformed and unkind women like yourself who find pleasure and delight in attacking other women. @SarahJSymonds”
Damn, you’d think that Symonds stuck her kids in a stump grinder the way she’s talking. Sure, it’s a fucked up thing to imply about the darling children, but she’s just saying what everyone is thinking — you and your tap dancing husband have somebody else’s bio kids. If they grow up looking less and less like you, you’ll have to accept the fact that people are going to wonder if you stole the kids like the fairy tale witch you are ever nearing in visual appearance. Now, stop picking on Internet trolls. Technically they’re your cousins.