Taylor Swift’s Leg Appeared At The ACM Awards

By Travis April 07, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Taylor Swift showed up to the American Country Music Awards in Las Vegas last night to pretend that she’s still a country music star at an event packed with people who probably loathe and resent her crossover success. While she didn’t win any ACM awards, she might have received a few standing ovations from redneck perverts for wearing a dress that showed off her entire left leg. She also made friends with George Strait, who beat Taylor for Entertainer of the Year, and there’s a very good chance that they’re dating now. If anything, it’ll give her plenty of material for a new album, including the eventual hit single, “Sittin’ on Grandpa’s Stick Shift.”

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(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 04/07/2014 11:39

    This chick oscillates from being a 4 to being a 9, making stops at all points in between.

    The only logical explanation is, she’s a reptilian shapeshifter. Someone call David Icke.

  2. avatar
    sloggoside2 04/07/2014 12:54

    She just has a very good makeup artist.

  3. avatar
    Raymond K. Hessel 04/07/2014 13:31

    And yet, there is no way I would not bang her…

  4. avatar
    Beylerbey 04/07/2014 15:08

    Bang her, then watch her implode as you ignore all her texts and emails. Which has apparently already happened to this one.

  5. avatar
    Raymond K. Hessel 04/07/2014 15:21

    That would be 100% the M.O. for this loon.

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