Whoa, Jennifer Lawrence Has a Ring On Her Finger Next to Her Middle Finger

In an effort to distract attention from her possible engagement ring, Jennifer Lawrence flipped off her middle finger at the British paparazzi while leaving somewhere in London to go somewhere else in London. Maybe to the pub to get some chips with HP sauce or something. Jennifer might be engaged to Nicholas Hoult, the kid who was the boy in About a Boy when it was just a movie you had to see to get laid on a date, not a TV show where you had to pretend Minnie Driver looked amazing so she didn’t peel off her face with a Bowie knife and mail it to you to teach you a lesson. Their marriage would continue the long line of American celebrity women figuring it’d be a good idea to marry skinny male model looking British performers who seem super duper gay. The success rate on those nuptials is pretty low, but you do get to into those exclusive London clubs where you wonder why you can’t smell any cigars even though six men previously announced they were going into the private lounge to smoke some Churchills.

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