Alec Baldwin Is Being Mistreated Again

I laugh from the belly when somebody who adores lots of little bullshit laws gets busted for something trivial and pisses and moans like a martyr. It’s even more amusing when that certain whiny bitch is angry Alec Baldwin on a Schwinn. That drunk fucker was riding his bike the wrong way on Fifth Avenue. When 5-0 stopped him and asked him for ID, he went all up in his fat angry white MSNBC guy shit about living in a police state. Alec demanded to know the police officer’s name and badge number, the classic sign of taking responsibility for your actions. Alec retweeted his anger so you could live for but a moment in his world of unjust treatment:

Alec is particularly angry that he and his family are innocent victims of the faggot cocksucking coon media while the police stand idly by, just waiting to arrest him for jaywalking or being a huge dick. It’s hard not to see his point. We as a nation need to stop targeting Alec Baldwin for persecution and start focusing our police resources on people with viewpoints inconsistent with Alec Baldwin’s superior understanding of the world. It’s really so simple. No wonder Alec gets so frustrated.