Alessandra Ambrosio Cares About Your Gym Boobs

By Lex May 29, 2014 @ 5:57 PM

Alessandra Ambrosio In A Sports Bra And Spandex Promoting Victoria's Secret In Chicago
Alessandra Ambrosio is a mom of some unknown number of children and married to some random guy who looks good in beach shirts. She knows it’s not easy for women with super firm abs and tight butts to get adequate support for their absolutely perfect post-natal breasts. You can’t just engage that step exercise that trainers made up so guys at the gym could watch women jiggle without the proper underwire. Alessandra takes time away from shipping bulk containers of Smarties to children in the City of God slums to tour the nation’s Victoria’s Secret stores and hold out her hands in product model pose. If your sports bra doesn’t have a zipper, how the hell are your tits going to breathe? Sorry, I was paraphrasing Alessandra’s body language.

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(1) Comment

  1. avatar
    DrainBammage 05/29/2014 21:56

    you dont need bras.

    Google ‘ Vengaboys 2 Brazil ‘ to see their newest video for a remake of a song they rereleased for the World Cup and you will see that boobs dont need bras and that while they may make crappy dance music, these guys understand
    what makes the world smile and that bras are enemies.

    (the Youtube version needs for you to sign in so check out the Dailymotion version or on their site at or )

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