Alessandra Ambrosio is a mom of some unknown number of children and married to some random guy who looks good in beach shirts. She knows it’s not easy for women with super firm abs and tight butts to get adequate support for their absolutely perfect post-natal breasts. You can’t just engage that step exercise that trainers made up so guys at the gym could watch women jiggle without the proper underwire. Alessandra takes time away from shipping bulk containers of Smarties to children in the City of God slums to tour the nation’s Victoria’s Secret stores and hold out her hands in product model pose. If your sports bra doesn’t have a zipper, how the hell are your tits going to breathe? Sorry, I was paraphrasing Alessandra’s body language.
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