I’m done with those stories about troubled or afflicted high school kids asking some twit celebrity to the prom. It’s a photo op. You ain’t getting none from Taylor Swift when the last Daughtry power ballad closes down the evening. If you’re going to reach for the high school brass ring, I’d invite this Ana Braga chick to the prom. Blond Brazilian topless models with tattoos are more likely to turn you into a man on prom night than a girl who cried because Jake Gyllenhaal took her cherry at 21 then didn’t stay to eat mom’s pot roast with the family.
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