This walking totem is Ashley Moore. She was nearly stoned to death by hordes of raging Bieber fans after leaving the dwarf singers Four Seasons hotel room in the early morning hours in the same dress she wore the night before. Imagine the sheer exhilaration knowing you got tapped for the Bieber peen from among the throngs of girls desperate to have Justin turn them into women. Ashley Moore sure looks happy. If she could just lift her iPhone close enough to her mouth to ask Siri for directions to the nearest shelter.
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