Charlize Theron Understands What Rape Is (VIDEO)

By Travis May 30, 2014 @ 1:00 PM

Charlize Theron is about to become a widespread target for outrage and hate after she compared what us nosey shitheads on the Internet do to rape. A reporter for Sky News asked her what it’s like to know that if you Google her name, the results are stories about her and Sean Penn or what she wore to an event instead of the movies that she’s in or charity work that she’s performing. She responded that her “saving grace” is that she doesn’t ever Google her name, but when people do search their names or read the stories about them, they “feel raped.” It’s a stupid comparison, sure, but piling on is pointless, seeing as the almighty “How dare you” army of Twitter is already at her door with torches and their flags of loneliness. Fortunately, if it becomes too overwhelming, Sean can distract everyone by acting like a huge asshole, and then go on to win an Oscar.

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    BiebersStrapon 05/30/2014 13:05

    I’d like her to fully understand by having my cock repeatedly forced into her anal cavity over a 3-month span.

    Is that too much to ask?

  2. avatar
    Al (Ted) Bundy 05/30/2014 15:38

    So she “feels raped” whenever someone googles her name?

    Huh, I guess that means that I personally have uhhh, “violated” Jessica Alba a good 5000 times…

    Sweet. Time to Facebook brag on that.

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